Here are some other options, presented entirely without bias (not even a little bit.)
What about the humble Lake Baikal Giant Scud, better known as Gammaracanthuskytodermogammarusloricatobaicalensis? See, unlike Leopard Trek, a phonetic pronunciation guide would actually be necessary.
No? Really? Awwwwww.
Kasy suggested one of the junkyard cats, but they are way too snooty to hang out with us. Then he suggested a woodchuck.
Really says "Swift and sleek cyclist," doesn't it? Team Woodchuck Bilenky!
Go Team Bilenky Bilenky! I mean, BILENKY BILENKY!
My vote goes towards the grubby and underrated possum.
Hey, they hang out around junkyards, are hairy, and hiss, just like us!