Friday, February 17, 2012

The Great Woodchuck Challenge of 2012

As you may or may not have noticed, Steve has a thing about woodchucks. In fact, sometimes he is one:

But you all knew that.

With that in mind, we are delighted to announce the Great Woodchuck Challenge of 2012-- your chance to win a FREE BILENKY BIKE, like this one! 

Well probably just the frame, but you get the idea.

And how do you win a beautiful custom bike? Well, all you have to do is find a woodchuck....

Ignore the homicidal gleam in his eyes

Who bears a more than passing resemblance to one of the presidents featured on Mt Rushmore:

Extra points for identifying them all

Your 'chuck can be baggy and pensive, 

We saw one just like this watching the TD Bank Bike Race last summer

Ascetic and prim....

Good luck with this one

Shortsighted and bristly,

They all kind of look like that anyway

Or craggy and gaunt...

We don't like the odds on this one

The woodchuck only needs to look like one president: a woodchuck with a Roosevelt 'stach AND a Lincoln beard would not qualify. Extra points for serious expression and presidential behavior. Plastic surgery and Photoshop will also lead to disqualification. In fact, to avoid cheating, we ask that you bring your woodchuck to the shop to meet us in person. 

Good luck and may the best 'chuck win! Also, happy Presidents day. 

In other news, we are delighted to welcome a new member of the team, Tom Faust:

His beard is edging towards Steve's in epicness....!

Not quite the same as a woodchuck who looks like Teddy Roosevelt, but we don't mind. 

Also, happy spring (seriously, where did winter go?)