Except the woodchuck. The woodchuck ain't thankful for nothin'.
As many of you know by now, the Junkyard 'Cross is a GO!
I don't want to hear about the cars, ok? You all have filthy minds.
As I said before, and as I will continue to say until everyone is sick to death of hearing it, YOU HAVE TO BE GOOD. As in, no wanton destruction, no climbing things not designated for climbing, no being rude to long suffering junkyard guys who want you to stop wrecking their inventory. There will be things to wreck, though, we promise.
Also, please pre-register! It is cheaper for you and you get free beer tickets and it makes our lives SO MUCH EASIER. Here is the link: pre-reg, suckaaaas!
And as always, we need VOLUNTEERS. It will be fun! You can move cars around and pre-ride the course and drink too much and snicker evilly at how hard the course will be for your friends. Steve wants a Specialty Belgian Trap that we can't tell you about yet. Email Isis at email@example.com
Speaking of Steve, we did get hold of a couple glamor shots from the fashion show. The photographer has yet to come claim Ferdinand's promised drooly kisses, and honestly we can't blame him/her. But here are the pictures.......!
Ooo la la!
We think Steve missed his true vocation.
And now, from the shameless self-promotion department, I have an art show coming up:
It's bike folks! In a bike co-op!
In any case, there are bikes to build and coffee to acquire, so off I go.
What do you need to remember?
1) Pre-register! Here is the link again!
2) Volunteer! Here is my email again! firstname.lastname@example.org
Got it? Sure you do!