Anyway, some myths and misconceptions about BCW:
Everyone here has a beard.
Demonstrably untrue. Even if Simon, Bob, Kasy, Ray, Brian, Stephen and occasionally Weller try to convince you otherwise, Carl and I definitely can't grow beards.
Here is proof. We have sweet hats, though.
There are no clocks, only calendars.
We totally do have a clock. It works, too. And every computer has a clock, and sometimes they agree with each other.
There is only one calendar, and it's only slightly out of date: Jan-Feb 2006 isn't too bad!
But we probably should update our computers, since they make sense to a Brontosaurus.
Framebuilders are intense, wild eyed folks who hunch over their lugs mumbling, "Doesn't line up! Doesn't line up!"
Maybe some are, but here you are more likely to see Simon charging after Carl, brandishing a wire brush because Carl sneaked up on Simon and said 'Boo'. Or perhaps a Smiths song will come on, and we will all start singing along in various questionable pitches. Not that we don't take bicycle creation seriously, but we don't see why it shouldn't be fun.
Everyone is really hardcore and rides to work every day through rain, snow, heat, cold, illness, etc.
Bob pointed out that only he and Kasy do that. By extension, the rest of us are wusses. Ok, Bob. You enjoy the snow, I will be busily cursing the bogged down SEPTA train, BUT I will be warm and dry. Even trade? I think so.
You can have it, Kasy!
We listen exclusively to obscure underground punk music/super snooty classical/blues/death metal/80's pop/etc.
Hardly. We listen to all sorts of music, as provided by one venue: BBC, 6 Music. Whose bright idea was it to put Simon nearest the music laptop....?
Stephen Bilenky brazes in his bare feet.
Wait, that's not a myth. He totally does.
In other feet news, Simon underwent surgery to remove his big toe yesterday. Everyone waft good karma at him. The shop has been way too quiet lately. We're going to have a goldsprints event for him, date TBA soon. The prize will be a golden toe (not his, though.)
Enjoy the snow and ride safe but not too slowly.
P.S. In case you were wondering what our astrological signs and dating statuses were, the website has been updated. Because you totally were, right?
P.P.S. As soon as I posted this, the clock died. Now we have to rely on that calendar...